Thursday, August 31, 2006

Jesus comes across a group of people about to stone a woman to death for adultery and stops them, saying: Let whoever among you is without sin, cast the first stone.

There is silence, and people start dropping their stones and drifting away. Suddenly a rock comes flying out from somewhere behind Jesus and hits the woman on the head. After this, the crowd gleefully picks up their rocks again and go back to stoning the woman.

Jesus whirls around angrily, and shouts: "Ma! How many times do I have to ask you to quit following me around!"

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