Here's why

So today we were discussing the impending change to Papa John's Race Car. Those of you who do not know, Papa John's Race Car is about to change from red-on-black to blue-on-white. I need to prepare my children for this eventuality. I also need to buy Papa John some lovely slipcovers for those white seats so they will have a chance of staying white through our next trip.

Or maybe I should make some instead and let the kids decorate them with fabric markers. Out of sailcloth by preference.

So Eldest said: "Why does Papa John want the race car blue?"

And Youngest said, without missing a beat: "To match his house".